I missed the first ten minutes (I'm luxury camping and had to get myself to the lodge to watch it) so if you wanna fill me in on part one, feel free. I doubt I missed much...
I was told by my parents I missed nothing except for the houseguests got upset with Rachel because she made someone cry. Jordan told Rachel she was cruel and Rachel said "I was just trying to be kind"...I feel like that is not quite accurate but oh well...
the rest is LIVE blogging...
Jeff announces the veto and Rachel is the only one not picked out the hat to play. Jeff does not want Shelly to play because she is a horrible player and Danielle is very happy Rachel is not chosen.
Jordan takes off her stupid outfit in a striptease.
Big Brother chooses to spend about 4 minutes watching Jeff and Jordan playfully discuss if you say Mischievious like Mischief-ous or Mishcheevious. Both are correct I believe but this just goes to show you how boring the house is now. I mean...seriously...BORING. That's right AMERICA...you chose to bring Brendon back for drama but REAL AMERICANS knew that as long as Brendon and his bag of ballyhoos didn't get HOH he would be going home...REAL AMERICANS should be watching the drama ensue with Dominic or Cassie still playing in the house...oh well, I guess some people don't think outside the box.
Daniele finds it hard to choose to evict Porsche or Kahlia....I feel like this is a no brainer as Kahlia is her BEST FRIEND in the house and went on and on to Kahlia about how much she loves her and how she wants it to be the final two.
Zingbot 3000 - I don't remember this from last year. I'm not understanding the "Big Jeff" thing. When did Jeff start calling himself Big Jeff. I'm glad they made fun of his stupid soul patch.
kudos for making fun of Porshe's butt, Rachel's FIANCE, Daniele's dad's coattails, Adam looking like Uncle Fester, Shelly acting like a DUDE, Kahlia sleeping all day, and Jordan not getting engaged because she can't answer questions. Obviously some are funnier then others...funny - Porsche, Adam, Shelly, Kahlia. Not funny - Rachel, Jeff, and Jordan.
watching Zingbot makes me realize how boring this show can be when nothing interesting is happening in the house...sigh...so hard to stay awake this episode. Let's watch them make a Fembot.
I'm thinking Daniele will do very well in this game...maybe Jeff. Obviously, they need to win the most. let's see.
Jeff was funny making fun of Porsche and Kahlia napping during the competition. FUNNY.
Adam made fun of Kahlia needing a charger for a man - Not Funny
Kahlia made fun of Adam needing a electric bride - Not Funny
Jordan made fun of herself being bad at putting stuff together - Not Funny.
Jeff wins HOH. will he put Daniele up and send her home?
Kahlia is being really boring tonight. She keeps saying that she needs to work hard to stay in the house...but honestly she is just making stupid faces rather than actually doing anything.
Porsche says she needs to work hard to stay in the house, but will Jeff actually listen to her when she started playing the game the day she got nominated (49 days later)
Daniele says she needs to make sure Jeff knows she is not trying to get him out right now. Will it work?
Jeff says that with the power he has a big decision to make...Porsche, Kahlia, or Daniele?
Kahlia feels like Dani will be put up and tells Shelly (all the while making more stupid faces).
Even though there are only actually two men left in the house, Shelly is certainly "playing" one of the guys. Shelly asks if Jeff is going to backdoor Daniele. Jeff tells the Diary Room that he is not going to give his decisions to anyone. Shelly tells Jeff that Kahlia thinks she is the target and not Porsche.
Porsche tells Daniele that she is going to try to talk game with Jeff. This could be interesting...or boring...but most definitely will be AWKARD.
as Porsche heats up her neck pillow in the microwave she tells Jeff she wants to make a deal. He tells her she never talks. Then things get awkward AGAIN and she leaves...seriously, why have these two never had a conversation with each other??? Oh, Jeff, does tell Porsche not to worry...which basically tells Porsche to worry.
Kahlia goes to Jeff to talk actually talk game...Jeff admits that Kahlia seems solid about keeping Jordan in the game (a plus for Kahlia staying in the house), and Kahlia throws Porsche under the bus for not being an actual player of the game (a plus for Kahlia staying in the house). Then Jeff says he hasn't decided but for Kahlia not to worry too much. Which may or may not make Kahlia worry. lol. Jeff also says that if he saves Kahlia then they are even for her putting him up a few weeks ago, meaning they can gun for each other again if they both stay.
Daniele goes to Jeff to tell him how committed she has been to Jeff staying in the house and that Kahlia is her only friend in the house (not sure if she told Jeff that or not)...the closed captioning was off by 5 seconds!!!!
Rachel talks in the diary room...Rachel is still in the house...I can't believe she is laying that low.
Porsche does not want to be in the jury house with Brendon.
Kahlia is only safe if Dani goes up with her.
Daniele says she has been told she will not get backdoored so if she is she will make Jeff pay...
and now for the veto meeting...
I'm nervous. KEEP DANIELE!!!
Jeff makes the girls explain why they should get the veto.
Porsche wants to win and she likes Jeff's hair....?!?!?!?!!?
Kahlia wants to be responsible for herself and if she stays she can make more velvet cake ?!?!?! Did she actually say that?!?!?!
Then Jeff makes a BIG JEFF MOVE (rolling eyes) and takes Porsche off and puts Dani up. NOOOO. although I do find this to be the best game move for Jeff and it was what I expected.
Jeff then hits below the belt by saying that Dani going back on Jeff in the beginning of the game is his reasoning for getting rid of her as he only wants people in the house that will ROLL with him. What an arrogant prick (yet again - good answer). and that she told Julie Chen that she didnt regret putting him up and that if she goes home she can now say she does regret it.
This is where Brendon and Jeff differ. Brendon plays completely on emotion and everything he does is with spite and anger. Jeff talks as if he is angry but he is also smart enough to know how to actually play the game. Hence why Jeff has done better than Brendon in both of their seasons.
Daniele is furious and says she will regret nothing but if she stays she will wreck havoc on Jeff!
Kahlia says its horrible to be up against her friend (didnt she just say five minutes ago that she hoped she could be up with Dani so that the target is off her)...
Next week - double elimination!
I'm pretty sure that Dani will go home but then the other person will depend on who gets HOH.
If Porsche or Kahlia get it then I'm pretty sure Jeff or Rachel will go home.
If Jeff, Jordan, or Adam get it, I'm pretty sure Porsche or Kahlia will go home.
If Shelly gets it, I'm pretty sure Porsche, Kahlia, or Rachel will go home.
until tomorrow....
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