Big Brother 13 - Episode 17

Before I begin updating on this episode, I want to make a quick public service announcement:

I feel BETRAYED!

I want to say this to all who reads this because of my unwaivering support to all that is Big Brother and America's Choice...I have watched the show religiously since Season One, including the really bad Winter Season...and not only have I watched the ups and downs of  the episodes, but have always considered myself on the hot button of what is popular with America...from the many prizes that Janelle won in her seasons to the ridiculous foods that are sent in to the have nots...I have always agreed with what America is thinking regarding this show...until now.

As many of you know and agree with me, the idea to  put veterans with newbies this season, definitely gave the newbies an unfair advantage and a direct target (and they didn't know each other prior to the show making it worse - the Vets had met at conventions and such)...it's like asking All Stars to compete with new dancers on Dancing With The Stars.  It is wrong and unfair...but Big Brother (never a ratings winner) constantly changes (expect the unexpected) while never actually changing anything.  So I'm always prepared for wacko twists...until now.

Last week, AMERICA voted BRENDON in.  BRENDON who AMERICA HATED last season.  BRENDON who is not considered GOOD or EVIL, but whiny, arrogant, and boring by most bloggers and fans of Big Brother.  DANIELE on the other hand was the JANELLE of her season.  She was liked along with her EVIL but loveable father  DICK who together played a strategic game.  DANIELE began a showmance with DOMINIC, a cutie patootie mama's boy who was accidently let go by the bully veteran group...who wouldn't want to root for the under dogs and fan favorite DANIELE to pull out all the stops and dramatically bring DOMINIC back, showing RACHEL and her "think their so hot" band of BULLIES that the game has FINALLY evened out?  But no...something went very wrong...maybe CBS rigged it to focus on the BRENCHEL camera time they have so dominated this season...or maybe AMERICA voted BRENDON in with the thought that he would have to fight off with RACHEL sending a huge EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER roller such as TV has never seen.  Two lovers fighting between love or a half a million dollars....that's the AMERICA that I know...

but maybe, just maybe, my THUMB on what AMERICA wants for BIG BROTHER is no longer on the PULSE...maybe AMERICA has turned it's back on DANIELE and love JEFF and JORDAN so much that  they are willing to bring BRENCHEL together to help them...or maybe, just maybe, (almost wanting to throw up) AMERICA'S hate for BRENCHEL is over and all that camera time has made them FAN FAVORITES instead of FAN ENEMIES...

either way, whether you want to say that this is just a way to make DRAMA between both CONTESTANTS and FANS OF THE SHOW...I will say this.  For this week, my stick is firmly drawn in the sand and DANI, KAHLIA, and PORSHE will be who I am currently rooting for (as long as they stick with DANI)...for once, I will go against AMERICA and vote for ME.  stretch out your hands and put up your swords...WHO'S WITH ME?????

and now for tonight's episode!  (yes, I'm bringing myself to watch it knowing I might have to fast forward certain bedroom scenes...I think you all know what I'm talking about...)

Brendon returned to the house making annoying grunting noises and standing on the table...wow America...you should be proud of yourself.

Kahlia and I shared a tear together regarding America's betrayal against Daniele.

Shelly, Adam, and Porshe finally stopped between floaters for one night and chose their sides.  Porsche went with Dani and Shelly and Adam chose the Vets (actually Shelly has always been with the vets but she is super sneaky and all in the house need to watch out for her, except for Jeff and  Jordan whom she genuinely loves)

and then it was time for the HOH.  and oh how the mighty have fallen...one by one, Rachel, Jordan, Brendon and Jeff were unable to accurately count things from different states (I would have been out round one with Rachel I'm sure)...then Shelly and Adam went out leaving Porsche and Dani and finally Daniele won (best case senario)...

I totally agreed with Porshe about olives not exactly being the food of Miami...nightlife doesn't mean martinis in 2011.

Daniele is actually not that good at counting but for some reason she always picked numbers that were almost the biggest difference...but almost doesn't send you out of the game.

My new favorite girls danced around the room and Rachel came to give them an odd hug and congrats...now I've made it VERY clear that I'm not happy about Brendon being back (because A. he is arrogant.  B. he is boring and C. he is whiny which adds up to what I consider BAD DRAMA..the kind of drama you don't actually want to watch on TV) but...I actually do enjoy watching Rachel at times...I hate her sexual behavior and her whinyness...but when she is not with Brendon she is far from boring..and I consider her GOOD DRAMA...I'm excited to see how she is going to try to stab Shelly in the back in order to get in good with Daniele this week...

Shelly interviews Jordan to help Jordan get a different job someday..then she asks her esoteric questions...what kind of job is she looking for????  I have never had an interview where someone uses big words to try to make me decide what I am and what I'm not...that was an odd moment..and that brings me to WHO IS JORDAN AND SHELLY???

What I know about Jordan - She is a receptionist (?) who might want to get a higher paying job someday.  I think she lives with her parents and she is in her early to mid 20s.  She won 500,000 a few years ago and also was probably paid pretty well for starring in a season of The Amazing Race and two seasons of Big Brother.  None of this is adding up...I don't know ANYONE with 500,000 in the bank...let alone lives at home in  low paying receptionist job...I say shenanigans are in place.

What I know about Shelly - she is woman who is extremely masculine/"butch" who is married to a man and has a little girl that's in elementary school.  She works for an outdoor program (might be nature tours, environmental teaching, or parks and rec stuff).  And in that job she gives esoteric interviews.  Things with Shelly are NOT ADDING UP!  I say shenanigans are in place.

Adam goes up to Daniele and basically says he will float anyway he can.  Shelly went up to do the same but was caught in one of her numerous lies and FINALLY her sneaky eviler than Evil Dick and Dr. Will put together is finally starting to crack.  Then Kahlia and Porshe whispered about her in front of her sending her reeling because she is a "honest" game player.  Shelly wouldn't know honest if it hit her in the face...Then she calls Rachel out for lying about her in the house while Big brother replayed scenes of Shelly lying...priceless...I'm glad to see Big Brother calling Shelly out but I will be honest...Shelly is playing an awesome game...the best...as long as she realizes her game is the dirtiest I've ever seen.

Rachel and Brendon come to Daniele with a truse which Daniele contemplates.

Daniele doesn't know what to do.  I wouldn't know what to do either...maybe put up Rachel and Shelly and watch them battle it out...although I'll say, for some reason, I no longer want Rachel to leave the show...having a week without Brendon made me respect her game for the first time ever...and bringing Brendon back angered me so much because it meant I had to hate Rachel again...

I'm not sure what Daniele's main plan is, but putting Shelly and Adam up seems an interesting choice...let's see how it all unfolds.

I will say, thankfully, with Brendon's return, the game did not shift...AMERICA...can we call a truse now too?

Halfway point - shanrick's opinions on the HG

Adam: I don't know where this guy stands on anything because he has done nothing this whole summer. I don't even know if he is a floater because he isn't doing anything, he always votes with the house so I don't know what to think. He has only stepped it up once to almost win a veto. On the feeds he doesn't really do that much either he is really pretty boring. One good thing is I haven't heard him use his metal voice in awhile!

Brendon: Welcome back to Big Brother! I find Brendon to be very normal and nice when he is just chillin' in the morning chatting about life out in the backyard with Shelly, aka nothing game related. I find Brendon to be super irritating when he is being all cocky, crazy and bulling, aka game related . I think Brendon and Rachel's relationship is highly dysfunctional, and their fighting and making up is gross. Socially he is way better without Rachel, with her his social game is crap cuz he is always fixing her mess-ups. But you got to give credit where credit is due and he is a great competitor, and that is why everyone is scared of him.

Dani: I think she has grown up since her season, I don't think I have heard her say the phrase "but it's not FAIR" once this season. I wanted her to win in her season and I kinda want her to win this one. She plays a great social game, she hangs with everyone and spends a lot of time not talking game, which I like. Her game is an uphill battle right now because of her to early move of trying to flip on Jeff and Jordan. I also HATE her new bestie Kalia, so that makes my opinion of Dani drop a couple notices. She is also in the top 3 of competitors of the house, this girl has mad skills! Dani has a couple of annoying habit that irritates the crap out of me! She has some saying that make me want to strangle her: "blah, blah, blah" "period" "or whatever"

Jeff: I love Jeff, yes he is homophobic but this isn't real life so I'm going to overlook that for now because he is great eye candy! He is funny and for the most part pretty levelheaded in the game, yes he gets mad but he knows it is a game and doesn't really take it too seriously. He is a good competitor also. His relationship with Jordan is sweet but also kind of like a non relationship.

Jordan: I love Jordan! In her season she was sweet and clueless, this time she is sweet with a side of semi bitchy and clueless. It always bothers me when people say she is a floater, I would never say she is a floater she has always picked a side and stuck to it, I would say she is a crappy competitor.

Kalia: I HATE Kalia! She is so irritating, she talks nonstop! She always knows more than you and thinks she is awesome! I love that her HOH was the of the dumbest reigns I have ever seen! She wanted to get Rachel out but instead of putting up one of the other alliance's peeps she puts up her own because she doesn't want to have people made at her and not like her, sorry that boat has sailed and they don't like you. She also let Shelly talk her into not putting up Jeff or Jordan by telling her that she needed to get out of Dani's shadow and not just be Dani's puppet. Anytime Kalia is talking my ears start to bleed, the only one good thing about her is that she sleeps a lot! Kalia's irritating saying "you know what I mean?"

Porsche: She is this year's Kathy, she is laying down or asleep 85% of the time in this house. The other 15% she is in the kitchen cooking and eating. She is also a major floater, she was with the vets, now she is with Kalia and Dani. I'm pretty sure if Satan was HOH she would align with him.

Rachel: I both like and hate Rachel. She is her own worst enemy, she pushes people away from her with her crazy actions. I like her when she acts normal and doesn't let the game make her crazy, and the girl knows how to have fun. I hate her when the game gets the best of her and she goes on a everyone hates me kick. She is a sometimes good competitor.

Shelly: She is my favorite of the newbies. She is playing a great game so far. She is working the mom vibe and getting info from all sides and feeding info to all sides. I think she is about to get caught though. Dani is on to Shelly big time as someone who can't be trusted after the whole Kalia thing. Shelly needs to cool it for a bit and not take any info she learns to the other side and by the other side I mean the other side of whoever she is getting info from. My one issue with her is that she always says she is a "straight shooter" and that "she doesn't lie". I have no problem with people lying in this game, hello that is BB, but I actually think Shelly thinks she hasn't lied and she has.

Ep 16 by shanrick

Tonight is the night we get to find out who is coming back into the house, as you all know I'm hoping and voting for Brendan! But first...

We get to see Lawon "act" mad and drop f bombs about how he can't believe Kalia nominated him! He wanted the rest of the house to think it wasn't his idea to go home and that his ally Kalia blindsided him! Needless to say he is not a good actor and everyone knew he was lying. My girl Shelly was trying to sleuth out the mystery. She is so good at getting everyone to tell her shit, I think it is soon going to catch up with her cuz she is doing it a little to much right now, but I love her!

Kalia and Dani think they can decide who goes home cuz they think they have the votes, little do they know what they don't and Shelly and Adam are currently with the vets and they want to keep Rachel cuz she is a bigger target and will take the spotlight off them and keep it on her.
I'm bummed they never showed any of Kalia's DR were she ranted and raved that BB was screwing over her HOH with this twist! She talked about ranting in the DR on the feeds, I wanted to see those.

The Kalia/Dani and Rachel conversation

That is how that deal went down, but they made it seem like Rachel told everyone about the deal offer and she didn't at all. She told them about the "we have the votes" conversation but not anything about the deal. Shelly just guessed that.

It wasn't shown but Shelly is the one that got into Kalia's head that they should keep Rachel and put up a pawn, she did it by telling her that she needed to get out of Dani's shadow and make bold moves, it was awesome and I was bummed that they didn't show it.

And the evicted HG is...

Lawon is voted out in a 6-0 vote I really wanted it to be a 5-2 vote so that Dani/Kalia knew that they didn't rule anything!

The twist!

Rachel's face when Julie announced what the twist was hilarious! The funny thing is that most of them had kind of figured out what the twist was going to be but some didn't believe it.

I was sitting on the edge of my seat hoping that Bookie was voted back in cuz I love me some drama and those other 3 are super boring and would bring NO drama and I don't watch BB for a bible study I watch it for the infighting and the DRAMA!
The top 2 vote getters are Dom and Bren, yeah!
Bren is announced the winner and my fist shoots in the air and a give out a whoop!

The comp was a super easy comp to I think give lame Lawon at least a fighting chance, but he still sucked and of course didn't win, and Bren is back in the GAME!

I think if Rachel could have climbed inside him she would have! lol

HOH

We don't get an HOH tonight but hear are my thoughts.

I would love to see Shelly, Adam or Porsche win cuz I would love to see where there heads are at.

Vets - I really want one of them to win cuz I want them to get my archenemy Kalia out of the house!

Dani - It's a toss up on her, she would make good drama but I don't want to see another week a Kalia on a power side. Plus if she wins we don't really get to see if any of the floaters will switch sides, and I really enjoy watching the floaters switch back and forth.

Big Brother 13 - Episode 16

I'm shaking with disgust, confusion, shock...and the realization...CBS RIGS BIG BROTHER...how could this have happened.

This was the way it was supposed to go...Lawon would get evicted by a small majority for being stupid and the worst big brother player ever...then fan favorite and cutie patootie Dominic would get a landslide and easily beat Lawon in the challenge...with tables turned, Rachel would stay in the game being crazy but playing alone and Daniele, Dominic, Kahlia and Porshe would be FIGHTING against Rachel, Jeff, Jordan, and Shelly...Adam would float back and forth...good television had by all...

but NO...something insane happened...something gross happened....something completely wrong....

first of all, ALL the houseguests voted for Lawon, making him look even stupider than he already did...and  showing Jeff and Jordan that Daniele and Kahlia can't be on the their good graces if EVERYONE in the house went along with the plan.

THEN...the worst possible thing happened...it's inconceivable.  America loves to hate Brendon and Rachel, but hates them all the same...Brendon's cockiness this season has made everyone watching it sick to their stomachs and the camera time that he and Rachel have been hogging has been equally sickening...and yet...somehow CBS must have managed to do some sort of rigging and said BRENDON GOT AMERICA'S VOTE?!?!?  There is no way in HELL that BRENDON COULD GET AMERICA'S VOTE....Dominic should have landslided with Cassie a close second...Brendon in third way behind and Keith nonexistent...

THIS MAKES NO SENSE...can I seriously continue to watch this show now?!?!  I mean...seriously....

I'm so spent.  I'm so shocked.  I'm so dissapointed...

Big Brother 13 - Episode 15

This was the best episode of the season (for a POWER OF VETO night). Lot's of drama...something exciting all hour long.

the only non-exciting part was watching the distruction of Rachel (no more fake hair, make-up, cocktail waitress or velor pantsuit outfits)...just horribleness...crying over and over again about going home and Brendon.  She reminds me of my evil self centered chip on her shoulder cousin the way she whines and cries...ugh.

Here are some of the MAJOR events of the night...

Jeff and Jordan talk to Shelly about her alliance with them (finally they showed this or they just had another fight) but either way Shelly promised that her alliance with them was SOLID.

The Power of Veto went grecian and (Portia looking gorgeous) hosted a ball rolling game for 300 points.  Rachel and Kahlia barely even tried after awhile and Adam and Jeff went for the win...in the end with a 2 point difference, Jeff won.

Kahlia met with Jeff and Jordan to ensure that Jordan would not be put up and that she had to have Jeff win the veto (???) - Jeff and Jordan didn't buy it though...

Rachel went to Kahlia to build an alliance....which got Kahlia thinking...what if she saved both of her targets and then they respected her in the end...

When Kahlia told Daniele her idea, Daniele got nervous and upset...making the show very uncomfortable to watch...

Daniele, Porshe, Lawon, and Kahlia all hang out and talk strategy and then Lawon says his first line of the show, maybe 6th line of the entire show...says "Put me up...then I can get evicted and get the surprise and then come back..."

WHAT THE F*%&!!!  Is LAWON the most idiotic player every on Big Brother...worse than Marcellus?  YES HE IS!  OMG!!!

so that's what happened.  Kahlia and Daniele celebrated their luck and Lawon went up.

Lawon said he would give a dramatic show when he was put up..instead he made a pout face. he is out of control ridiculously lack luster and mentally ill.

tonight my hope is that Lawon is sent home, Dominic is chosen to play Lawon, Dominic wins and fights Lawon and comes back in the HOUSE!!!

shanrick's view on ep 15, pov

I missed the first 15 minutes so I have not comments about the first part, obvioulsy.

Krazy Kalia
This girl is so clueless. She wants to make big bold moves like her new bestie Dani but she doesn't want anyone to know like her. I also find her logic...missing.

So she nominated Rachel and Jeff for eviction, but when questioned by Jeff said her target was really Rachel and she just needed Jeff to play hard for the veto so he would win it. Kalia stated many times that she didn't expect Jeff to get mad at her for nominating him.

• Hello don't know know the motto of this show, "expect the unexpected" ha!
  if you wanted Jeff to play to win the veto, what was the point of nominating him, especially after the "backdoor Jeff plan" that turned Jeff hardcore against you last week. Uh earth to


• Kalia the best way to get someone to mend fences and like you again might not be to put them up for eviction.

Kalia also talks big game that she is so confident and not a floater (the true test of this will be if the other side wins HOH next week) but I find her to be super wishy-washy and easily lead (by new bestie Dani). Kalia's nominations are exactly what Dani told her to do, and I know this because Kalia asks Dani "what should we/I do?" all the time.

The Rachel Drama

Okay I like Rachel, I find her instability to be fun and interesting to watch, especially in this house filled with quite and weak people. I knew her game would be a mess once Bookie left but hopefully she will pull it together soon! She seems to be slowly getting it together but she hilariously talks about her Bookie being gone from the house like he died from some terrible disease. A lot of the times on the feeds she is just a normal insecure girl chatting and having a great time.

POV Comp drama

Okay here is a little production magic. The fight I talked about last time from the food comp between Jeff/Jordan/Shelly was used tonight to be made to look like a fight about JJ not being happy Shelly's name was pulled for the veto. That Shelly/Jeff talk in the purple room was from the food comp fight. I love that Jeff comes into apologize to Shelly and starts with "what's up dummy" classic.

Whoa Adam is on the show! he really stepped it up for this comp and almost won it! I'm so interested in what he would do with any power. Plus he shaved his beard and now look l

Rachel needs to get it together and clam down, she is so all over the place.

Big Jeff wins just like he said he would!

Post POV drama

Of course Kalia now has to nominate someone new and she is stressing out about it, ah this is one of the spots were her logic is missing to me. If your goal was to put up Jeff so he would play hard and win the veto, how are you freaking out that you have to up someone new up! Did she really think Jeff would win and not take himself off the block? Kalia is also just now starting to worry about the twist that they all new about going into this HOH, the evicted HG has a chance to come back. Now she is all worried that Rachel could come back even madder and really want to get her and Dani out. Way to use your brain and figure that one out real quick, all the other HG talked about how they were glad they didn't win the HOH because of this fact but they talked about it right after the HOH not half a week in when Kalia finally figured it out!

LAWON!

I don't think this dude is playing with a full deck, to be honest I think he might just have the Joker! I love that spacecase Lawon solves Kalia's problem of who to be the replacement nom so she doesn't have to make another person mad at her. Who in their right mind says it is okay to nominate and evict me cuz I (who has performed AWFUL in every comp) think they are going to win anything and come back with some mythical secret power! His DR's were insane he is crazy!

I'm excited to see tonight's episode! I sure as heck hope that Bookie comes back so we get some MAJOR drama in the house, I know I voted for him. I want him to come back so much just to see Dani and Kalia's faces!

Big Brother 13 - Episode 14

I just read Shanrick's blog before writing mine so I'll try to not to just replay everything that happened as well as what she said.  But I will say that I didn't know about the Jordan/Jeff/Shelly fight and believe that CBS made a strategic move not to show us that (not wanting to change viewers minds yet of Shelly's alliance to Jeff and Jordan because she has never talked about not wanting to be aligned)...and CBS, I call shenanigans on you for not making reality tv "real".  If you'd stop showing Rachel crying, then you would have more time for Shelly.

First things first, Kahlia became head of household.  This made me very happy as it's the first time a newbie is in power, and let me say Dani is the ONLY one okay (if not ecstatic) about this...Rachel, Jeff, and Jordan are all in bad moods and I find it funny because they aren't bragging around anymore acting like King and Queen Bees (not that Jordan brags, but she definitely showed a DEFENSIVE mood tonight).

I kind of was hoping that Rachel would become more likable without horrible Brendon around but honestly she was absolutely pathetic...and coming to grovel to Kahlia was pathetic.  I loved it when Kahlia talked about eating humble pie "homegirl"... Kahlia used to be so annoying but they are really editing her way better now.  I absolutely did not believe Rachel when she said she respected Kahlia as a player.  Kahlia has been whining and crying for most of the season and then all of a sudden just started the game...Rachel calls her a huge floater, why whould she respect her. LIES!

Shelly's "race" conversation with Kahlia was so strange.  It reminded me of when Lawon taught Shelly about gay people.  Why is Shelly so naive?  Or as Shanrick said, they are editing Shelly in a way to make her like Jordan and that she is "learning" about different types of people.  Can we actually have a conversation about the fact that Shelly isn't saying anything about being a lesbian...is it wrong for me to think that she is and that she raises her daughter with another woman?  Is she just very butch but straight?  Am I being insensitive for bringing this up time and time again.  I'm not trying to be mean...I'm a fan of lesbians but it's hard that Shelly is playing the role of a straight woman and then walking around in those outfits with that swaggery talking the way she does...maybe I should just stop before I say too much...we are all on a spectrum of feminity and masculinity.

FOOD COMPETITION

As you all know, I find food competitions a waste of time, but I will say that everyone looked so good.  Lawon was dressed by Big Brother so he looked really nice and normal and Shelly looked good too.  Jordan looked absolutely beautiful, though.

HOH

wow, there was a lot of drama.

As you all know I think Shelly's game play is almost as dirty as that mean african american woman who got to the semi finals in season 3....but she is playing an AWESOME game...teaming up with Kahlia for safety but staying with Jordan and Jeff is sooo smart.  it's funny, I totally want her to get caught and sent home but I also respect the malicious game she is playing..and that is how she differs from that evil woman of Season 2.

I'm not sure what Kahlia is thinking...is she doing what Daniele wants or not...her idea of putting Jeff up as a pawn is just okay to me...but obviously it backfired when Jordan and Jeff flipped out about it, understandably.  I'm not sure what I would have done in Kahlia's position but honestly Jeff telling the HOH that he is out to get her in the future was NOT SMART.  At that point, I would have said - keep Rachel and send Jeff home.  He is a strong player but he shot himself in the foot tonight.  I actually want to see Kahlia beat Jeff in this game, just for that!

I kind of did think Kahlia would choose someone else to help her in the game but she sticked to her guns and went for Rachel and Jeff...hmm.  Funny how outspoken Jordan is being.  I guess my only problem with Jordan right now is that we aren't playing duos anymore and yet Jordan is still acting like they are...Jordan, you have to beat Jeff to win...are you planning on going to the final two and losing so that Jeff can win this time...stop making the game personal, Jordan.

FINALLY - omg Rachel!   You can't stand not being the star, so now you are stalking and antagonizing Daniele. CRAZY!

and again CBS is editing Shelly out of the show...Shelly (in live feeds) often gives Rachel advice on acting appropriately in public setting (wearing underwear, not showing off, not being so bitchy) and even though they showed them talking, they never explain that Shelly is the mother figure in the house.

who knows, Shelly is leading this game right now....

Live blogging with shanrick

Before this show starts tonight I had to make sure that I have a couple of barf bags ready! I am not looking forward to an episode with Kalia (my least favorite player) in power.

Get your tissues ready Rachel is going to cry a river!

Vomit # 1, Kalia in the DR after winning HOH

I love Dani but she is being a little too cocky!

Porsche is super lame, she needs to do something in this game, besides float back and forth.

Vomit # 2, Kalia dancing and talking to herself in the storage room!

Vomit #3, Kalia's stupid boots.

Jordan is so nice I want to see her get mad! lol

oh they are on to you Porsche, oh wait they have been on to you for awhile.

Vomit #4 Kalia bawling in the HOH room!

Laughing my ass off at Jeff's comment about Kalia crying like she walked into a morgue.

Love the hatred that Dani is throwing at Rachel, she needs to get over that.

Hahaha laughing at Rachel sucking up, but that is what this game is about.

vomit #5 Kalia smirking about humble pie!

This conversation between Kalia and Shelly is edited weird. It was all about Shelly trying to figure out if Kalia has money.

Oh Adam is on this show? I don't care about him or his elf suit.

Vomit #6 Adam stripping!!

Laughing at Shelly's Kalia "hammock attack"

Dani is so ruling Kalia right now.

What cute outfits for the Have/Have Not comp, except for the fake glasses! I HATE when people wear fake glasses! They are not a fashion statement they are a sight aid. You wouldn't use a wheelchair for a fashion statement!!

I like this food comp, it looks both kinda fun and gross all at once.

Lawon you don't have a strategy, cuz you have no game and serve no point. I am hating Lawon more and more. His DR persona is so not how he is in this game, he just quietly sits in the corner starring normally.
Gross get it in your mouth Lawon not down your shirt!

Did Shelly throw this? I'm super confused as to how you don't answer what your team tells you from the sideline! and how would you guess olives?!? There was nothing green or black in that cup!

Poor Jordan crying is so sad.

Catfish and coconut, what a great thing to have! I like catfish!

Love they game Shelly is playing! She is doing such a great job!

Kalia better leave my man Jeff alone! I love that her idea is to show Jeff that he isn't her target by putting him up? How does that work?

WOO HOO Jordan is getting MAD!!! LOVE IT!!

Kalia's reasoning is dumb, if she isn't going for Jeff than don't put him up, she keeps thinking she is a bigger player than she is. I LOVE DRAMA!!!! See you at veto!

LOL loving Kalia crying in DR cuz she can't handle the blood she could be getting on her hands!

LOL to Rachel acting 3 years old and stalking Dani!

Loved Jordan's speech and nominations!

Vomit #6, Kalia you are so not making your own moves, you are making Dani's.

Weird production note; Shelly, Jeff and Jordan got into a big fight after the food comp because they thought Shelly threw the comp. They made up but it was a big blow up, Jordan was yelling. I find it weird that they didn't show it.

Big Brother 13 - Episode 13

Overall fairly exciting episode.  I had 9 people in my parents house and most of them were screaming at the tv... GO HOME BRENDON .... GO HOME BRENDON ... my mom and brother in law were the most vocal ... not to mention everyone in our family was given barf bags for everytime they showed Rachel crying...

I will say though that Rachel's pouting at the end of the show was priceless ... oh how the mighty have fallen.

First things first...BEFORE EVICTION

Rachel and Brendon boo hoo for 10 minutes and Porshe is forced to start spending time with the other houseguests due to Rachel's behavior.

Dick returns on camera to say what a shitty job Daniele was doing and how he would have done a lot more ... that's funny since his advice to Daniele was to stay low for the first half of the season...how is that doing a lot more?  I'm pretty damn sure Dick would have been STIRRING THE POT, but when Daniele does it, she is playing terribly...hmm...she is still in.

EVICTION

Porshe sided with Rachel in the end to send Jordan home but the houseguests all agreed Brendon should go.  Hallelujah!  FINALLY - I'd much rather see Rachel go crazy in the house with the other houseguests than boo hoo and kiss face with her FIANCE!!!














HOH

THIS WAS AWESOME!!!  All of a sudden the biggest two faced floater in the game is actually starting to play...first her big fight last week with Jeff and Brendon and then her alliance with Daniele and now she is head of household...I may have misjudged Kahlia (oww Lawon hurt me)!

biggest floater is still - Lawon

scariest player is still - Shelly

safe this week is still - Daniele!

Life is good.  I wonder if Rachel will be able to fight it out for a few more weeks or if she will basically pack her bags of a broken heart.  It's a friggin game so stop bringing your personal life into it, RACHEL!

THE TWIST

Shannon figured that Cassie was being sequestered but now we know it was true.  They all will.  Keith, Cassie, Dominic, or Brendon will be coming back in the game to play against the evicted houseguest...hmmm interesting.

My thoughts are that America hates Brendon as much as me and they will bring my cutie Dominic back in the game...Wouldn't Daniele be sooo HAPPY!!!! OMG I'm LOVING THIS TWIST as it means good things for my favorite characters...

until Sunday - who will Kahlia nominate?  I feel like Adam, Porshe or Lawon would be good to go since they have a chance of coming back and if they are back  - no biggie.

Big Brother 13 - Episode 12

I decided to watch tonight's episode LIVE...so here is my ramblings.













THE VOMIT OF BRENCHEL

boo hoo hoo...I can't believe I'm on the block...ugh.

"I know that hard word that I just said because I'm getting my PHD"  - BRENDON!  Everyone knows that, especially your FIANCE!  Why are you playing to the camera every friggin minute!!

Daniele don't even bother talking to Rachel...she thinks you are "mean"...she thinks you are "ruining her life and taking her away from her man" - unbelievable

VETO!

Daniele picks Jeff - good
Rachel picks Adam - good
Brendon picks Porshe - crap...but Porshe won't ruffle feathers I don't think.

I knew Daniele would pick Lawon.

I'm getting sick of Shelly's attitude...just the way she sits there all condenscending.  Fall Down Old Lady - that's for you Ariana! lol

Jeff - DON'T BACKDOOR DANIELE!

I love the idea of doing old competitions together but it seems a little early.

Adam - "I need to win this Veto..." REALLY?!?!  He seems like a dumb player...yet he is still in the show. go figure.  That's what's interesting about Big Brother.  You can be a good player by being a bad player.

I LOVE the premise of this veto game!

SHUT UP BRENDON AND YOUR FIANCE SHOW.

I agree Khalia about Brendon's sex talk to Rachel.  and I'm vomiting like you said I would.

This is the RACHEL show...RACHEL does all the competitions!  Never mind, Rachel is out.

Daniele you are smart thinking that Brendon will be cocky...but then you messed up and were wrong.  Go DANIELE...I'm rooting for you girl!! - ugh.  Daniele is out.

Now I'm getting nervous...

Jeff - start MILKING!

commercial break before we find out what happens with 5 seconds left for Jeff....How Exciting Big Brother Editors!

OMG I totally thought Jeff was going to win that one... :(

Porche or Brendon...this is scary. Both will take Rachel off!!!

WHAT! Brendon won...now he will take Rachel off and go home.  That's kind of stupid...but honestly I'd rather have Rachel stay then Brendon.  Brendon stayed in his season and was BORING and talking about Rachel all the time.

anytime Rachel and Brendon talk alone I get sick to my stomach.

Jeff - talking to Daniele is smart...hopefully it won't backfire.

My mom just said "I'm tired of looking at Brendon's face!"

SHELLY - you are so gross...you seem like you are super high on drugs and I'm getting a lesbian vibe...thank you Daniele for not telling Shelly anything. PUT SHELLY  ON THE BLOCK!!!

How is Jordan less of a threat..her sweetness got her the 500,000 Dollars LAST TIME!!!  I like Jordan but it would be smart to get her out...although I don't want them too.

Raisins and Rhubarb would be good I guess...I don't know.  Coconuts and Catfish...maybe not so bad. You can cook with both...

So basically I want Brendon or Shelly gone...but I'm so tired of Brendon so he should go first.

Time for Jeff and Jordan to talk to Daniele.  I believe Jeff will keep Daniele but not really sure.  Now Brendon is lying to Jeff...interesting.  This is making my head hurt as I'm actually getting myself confused now.  Who is doing what...?

Brendon wants to make a deal with Daniele and get Lawon out...and Brendon is now making Daniele think and squirm.  I DON'T LIKE THIS!

Brendon's House of Cards comment is a bunch of shit...and I LOVE Daniele thinks so too!  Jordan - I really hope you are safe!  and Princess Rachel - you are stupid as your FIANCE!

-- until tomorrow...the return of Evil Dick -- otherwise known as UNECESSARY....

BRENDON BETTER GO HOME!