Live blogging with shanrick

Before this show starts tonight I had to make sure that I have a couple of barf bags ready! I am not looking forward to an episode with Kalia (my least favorite player) in power.

Get your tissues ready Rachel is going to cry a river!

Vomit # 1, Kalia in the DR after winning HOH

I love Dani but she is being a little too cocky!

Porsche is super lame, she needs to do something in this game, besides float back and forth.

Vomit # 2, Kalia dancing and talking to herself in the storage room!

Vomit #3, Kalia's stupid boots.

Jordan is so nice I want to see her get mad! lol

oh they are on to you Porsche, oh wait they have been on to you for awhile.

Vomit #4 Kalia bawling in the HOH room!

Laughing my ass off at Jeff's comment about Kalia crying like she walked into a morgue.

Love the hatred that Dani is throwing at Rachel, she needs to get over that.

Hahaha laughing at Rachel sucking up, but that is what this game is about.

vomit #5 Kalia smirking about humble pie!

This conversation between Kalia and Shelly is edited weird. It was all about Shelly trying to figure out if Kalia has money.

Oh Adam is on this show? I don't care about him or his elf suit.

Vomit #6 Adam stripping!!

Laughing at Shelly's Kalia "hammock attack"

Dani is so ruling Kalia right now.

What cute outfits for the Have/Have Not comp, except for the fake glasses! I HATE when people wear fake glasses! They are not a fashion statement they are a sight aid. You wouldn't use a wheelchair for a fashion statement!!

I like this food comp, it looks both kinda fun and gross all at once.

Lawon you don't have a strategy, cuz you have no game and serve no point. I am hating Lawon more and more. His DR persona is so not how he is in this game, he just quietly sits in the corner starring normally.
Gross get it in your mouth Lawon not down your shirt!

Did Shelly throw this? I'm super confused as to how you don't answer what your team tells you from the sideline! and how would you guess olives?!? There was nothing green or black in that cup!

Poor Jordan crying is so sad.

Catfish and coconut, what a great thing to have! I like catfish!

Love they game Shelly is playing! She is doing such a great job!

Kalia better leave my man Jeff alone! I love that her idea is to show Jeff that he isn't her target by putting him up? How does that work?

WOO HOO Jordan is getting MAD!!! LOVE IT!!

Kalia's reasoning is dumb, if she isn't going for Jeff than don't put him up, she keeps thinking she is a bigger player than she is. I LOVE DRAMA!!!! See you at veto!

LOL loving Kalia crying in DR cuz she can't handle the blood she could be getting on her hands!

LOL to Rachel acting 3 years old and stalking Dani!

Loved Jordan's speech and nominations!

Vomit #6, Kalia you are so not making your own moves, you are making Dani's.

Weird production note; Shelly, Jeff and Jordan got into a big fight after the food comp because they thought Shelly threw the comp. They made up but it was a big blow up, Jordan was yelling. I find it weird that they didn't show it.

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Porsche is such a spoiled brat, she does nothing in the game. I don't like her.

Why is Porsche wearing such a slutty prom dress?

Whoa ghetto Rachel in the DR! lol but I agree that the newbies are playing dumb!

I love this newbie meeting trying to figure out how the "rats" are, Kalia isn't the best actress. Kalia looks like a country bumpkin in the DR with her plaid shirt and crazy hair.

Oh god bitchy cocky Rachel is coming out with a vengeance! This is when I start to not like Rachel. She just always has to rub it in, hello that is why no one likes you! I love that Rachel thinks that she is such a good actress with her faking "their are sides?"

OMG I'm loving that everyone is "I don't know who voted for what", too funny.

Porsche, sorry everyone is a member of the "we hate Porsche club".

I love Shelly!!! She is playing a great game. No one suspects her at all.

Love the standoff in the kitchen between Cassi and Rachel, "all day..."

I hate the "who wants to see my HOH room" DRs about how people hate going up and kissing the HOH's ass. Jordan is a sweetie.

This whole cast needs to be sponsored by a tracksuit company, they are all so casual. Not that I wouldn't be also. haha

OMG this Brendan and Dom show went on forever, it was slightly funny cuz everyone added some bits of storyline to the "show." Being in this house must be sooooo boring!

The distrust and flipping in this season seems like it is happening so quick, it is only week 2. Maybe I have just forgot how the game goes but it seems like everyone is super paranoid this year. I think the newbies vs vets is making people go crazy.

Rachel, Cassi isn't a floater she has a side she is on it is call the newbie side. You just don't like her because she is prettier than you.

Have or Have Not Comp

Love the 2 people in one suit!
Kalia you are lazy and have no game so I can't believe you are talking about being pumped for anything. This comp looks crazy, Brenchel are killing it though like always. I love that Shelly isn't the best at comps but she is always trying. Adam wearing a Dominic backpack, lol. What is wrong with Kalia how is she so uncoordinated?

Kalia is such a baby hypochondriac. Oh my shoulder!
Kalia- "does it look all crazy?"
Dom - "no it looks totally normal"
Kalia - "I was cleared by a medic, I'm sure I'll be back to my antics in no time"
shanrick - I'm pretty sure that whole act was one of your antics

I can tell you from the live feeds that Kalia was totally fine and using her shoulder like normal, I know this cuz the other house guest were all talking about how Kalia was full of it during the comp and mad at her "injury".

Noms

Not shocking. Dom and Adam

shanrick's live blogging of ep 2

I thought it might be fun to live blog my thoughts while watching tonights episode, I hope you enjoy!

Damn I had forgot how much Rachel yells in the DR.

I'm super tired of Adam's metal voice.

Golden Key- does make for the ultimate floater.

Dick and Dani have the weirdest relationship. I really just don't get it, how can you not want to talk to someone in real life but have no problem being stuck in the house together.

What is wrong with Keith, Porsche totally has the right idea, I would climb into bed with the vets so fast.

Jeff and Jordan are so cute, even when she is farting!

While I like Rachel I hate fake TV show Rachel, she isn't take fake all the time, you only hear that laugh on show day.

Dick is running the show, and being a dick about it, things never change.

lol Rachel's talking about how Brendan never complains about her fake boobs!

Shut up Regulators, Brigade 2.0 more like it. You know Keith is bummed it isn't Keith's Angels!

Holy Jeez Dick looks awful, he looks way older than last time, I guess that is what hard partying does to you.

If anyone is dumb Keith you are, going along with the vets til top 10 would be a good idea. Those guys are all good competitors and know what they are doing in this game.

Have Not Comp
"Space Milk Mountain" hilarious!

Why is Lawon waisting time wring out hair, the costume has more milk in it, the entire orange team is clueless.

OMG I was dying watching Keith hump the milk out of his cows! Adam's DR about it also killed me!

Have Not Room is crazy and perfect for all the nuts that will be sleeping in it this summer! I would so not want to sleep in that super bright room, that would make me nuts.

You would think that Dick was HOH the way he is holding court in the HOH room, he is totally leading this group. He is very full of himself, I don't remember that from his season, or maybe I just forgot that.

Nomination:
Wow I don't think I have ever heard Rachel that calm during a ceremony.
Rachel maybe you should have mixed up the newbies and vets when you pulled out the keys.
Keith and Porsche are nominated, I wonder what will happen this week, will the Regulators regulate?